This picture of Libby at her baptism three weeks ago.

She looks a happy little soul, and she enjoyed having her granny baptize her.
This picture of Libby at her baptism three weeks ago.

She looks a happy little soul, and she enjoyed having her granny baptize her.
After Wolf Hall, Diarmaid MacCulloch’s biography of Thomas Cranmer is an interesting read. I’ve just read how the Bishops’ Book of 1537 moved the English Church in a decisively Reform-ward direction by the apparently small step of renumbering the Ten Commandments.
I’d been vaguely aware that the Roman Catholic (and Lutheran, I discover) list of the Ten Commandments differs from the Anglican and Protestant one. ‘Theirs’ brackets ‘our’ first two together: “You shall have no other gods before me” with “You shall not make for yourself a graven image”, and divides ‘our’ tenth into two: “You shall not covet your neighbour’s wife” and “You shall not covet anything else of your neighbour’s, for that matter”.
The alleged effect of this change was to ‘promote’ the prohibition of images into a big deal, where it had previously been hidden in the small print of the Big First Commandment. This helped to contribute to the iconoclastic dimension of the English Reformation.
This train of thought brought back memories of R.E. (Religious Education) in my first year at secondary school, in 1960. (If you’ve been following The Story So Far, or indeed can do the maths, you’ll remember why my mind is running on these lines.) Our R.E. teacher was totally mad. Alison tells me hers was even madder, so maybe it was part of the job description in those days. After the first homework he set us (Draw the books of the Bible as a library, colouring the types of literature: Law, history, poetry etc. in different colours), the second was: Write out a list of the Ten Commandments.
By this time we knew he was totally mad and terrifying, so this was an alarming task, especially as he omitted to tell us where we could find out what they were. OK, this was a grammar school, and we were supposed to be beginning to learn how to find out for ourselves. But listen, people, this was the long ago era BG (Before Google); and in our not yet middle-class home there was a dire shortage of reference books. We had a vague idea the Ten Commandments might be in the Bible, so I went to the biggest copy we had, my late aunt’s Schofield Reference Bible (Authorized Version, of course) and – shock, horror! – discovered there were two slightly different lists in Exodus and Deuteronomy. Which was the right list? Because, when you have a mad R.E. teacher, it’s extremely probable that there is a right answer to any question. Even that wasn’t the end of my agony. Neither Exodus nor Deuteronomy gave you a numbered or even bullet-pointed list. Which commandment was which? Where did one end and the next begin? Where did the whole list end, in fact, because in Exodus at least it goes on looking commandment-y for quite a long time after.
You can see why that evening was fraught, and why I was traumatized with regard to the Ten Commandments for a number of years after.
Would it have made any difference, if he’d told us anything about there being two different lists, and why? Probably it would have ratcheted up the terror even more.
It’s only this morning that I wondered whether the object of the exercise was, in part, to secretly identify us as
a) Catholic (probably a bad idea, is my assessment of where this man was coming from) or
b) Protestant (oh yes!) or
c) godless heathen (nearly as bad as the first), and most likely where, Minos-like, he would have consigned me.
Just installed the Tweetbeat Firsthand extension to the Chrome browser. It turns out it then inserts a link on my web pages to Richard Dawkins, whom I wouldn’t have intended to link to. Wonder if I can blacklist him in my preferences?
I made a mistake this morning. In my enthusiasm for Mary Magdalene, whose feast this is, I blithely tweeted that she was the first apostle sent by the risen Christ. So why not women bishops? I asked.
(If you have been following what we choose to call the ‘debate’ on this, you’ll know that for some of the opponents of women bishops, the idea that Jesus chose only men to be apostles, and that the apostles are the basis of the Church’s ordained ministry, is a convincing argument that women cannot be bishops, and no one can say different.)
Someone who follows my tweets immediately responded with a biblical reference which they believe to be conclusively anti-women bishops. Followed by claims to be unashamedly and faithfully following the word of God, rather than the word of man, and that was all they had to say on the matter.
I am going to try not to do theological discussion via Twitter in future. I very much like the discipline of trying to communicate meaningfully in 140 characters or less: a tweet is like the haiku of the internet. But theology, I have learned, needs to be more nuanced. Or maybe just prolix.
A, (if you are reading this), I have not responded to you on Twitter, because I don’t want to argue with you or for us not to be friends. But don’t you see that the Bible is surprisingly silent about whether we should appoint women bishops in the Church of England? (I’ve read it, I know.) In fact, it doesn’t actually say anything about women bishops at all. So any texts or passages we think have any bearing on the subject, it’s on the basis of our, or someone else’s, human interpretation. We have to find other ways of choosing and justifying the interpretation we adopt, than simply claiming it is God’s own. We have to engage in the much more demanding work of thinking about the whole revelation of God, rather than a series of texts which we (or, more likely, someone else) have decided are relevant.
As with the parables, God has left us to work out the truth, and what we do about it, for ourselves. I guess he wants to treat us like grown-up children. God knows why, we don’t often behave like it.
… for the church magazine:
Ah, what it is to be such a stylistic virtuoso!
(That’ll teach me to want a second opinion.)
That’s funny, ’cause I never read anything by him.
Just come home from the unveiling of the first blue plaque in our village, in honour of Norman Heatley (1911-2004). He was in many ways the most outstanding member of the team that developed penicillin, because it was his inventive imagination which solved the essential problems of how to turn the discovery of the world’s first effective antibiotic, into a process that could grow the mould, extract it and refine it on something like an industrial scale.
There were some notable speeches about his role in the saving of millions of lives. But (as I had guessed) none of them mentioned his Christian faith. He was a faithful, humble and devout man, for many years a regular worshipper every Sunday. My memories of this great man include his volunteering as a helper in the craft activities at our annual children’s holiday club, teaching fascinated 5-10 year olds how to tie knots.
Doing some research on J. M. Neale (1818-66), I came across the talk he gave to the Camden Society in 1841, on the History of Pews, from which this is the first paragraph:
The subject on which the Committee have requested me to offer, this evening, some remarks to the Society, is one so interwoven with the internal arrangement of our churches, so directly bearing on the reverent performance of our services, and so powerfully influencing, not the taste alone, but the devotional feelings of our worshippers, that, uninviting as it may at first sight appear, we are in fact deeply interested in it. And I was the more willing to lay before you whatever information I may have been able to procure on it, because Pews have never yet found an historian. Nor need we wonder at this. For what is the HISTORY OF PEWS, but the history of the intrusion of human pride, and selfishness, and indolence, into the worship of GOD? a painful tale of our downward progress from the reformation to the revolution: the view of a constant struggle to make Canterbury approximate to Geneva, to assimilate the church to the conventicle. In all this contest, the introduction of Pews, as trifling a thing as it may seem, has exercised no small influence for ill; and an equally powerful effect for good would follow their extirpation. Hence it is that, from the first moment of our existence as a Society, we have declared an internecine war against them: that we have denounced them as eye-sores and heart-sores; that we have recommended their eradication, in spite of all objection, and at whatever expense: that we have never listened to a plea for the retention of one; for we knew well that, if we could not destroy them, they would destroy us.
Yes! out with them!
I’m not that good at recognizing people’s faces when I haven’t seen them for 43 years. But there were several who, when I saw or heard their names, I was really pleased to see at yesterday’s school reunion: 50 years on from when we started at secondary school. One of these was Jill. I’d had a bad conscience about her for the last few years, since rediscovering copies of the ‘literary (sic) and satirical (sic)’ magazine that I edited with a couple of others in the sixth form. I’d intended it to be primarily a vehicle for my genius (OK, sic again), so there were no guidelines for dealing with other people’s submissions. And Jill offered us some of her poems to publish.
Now the trouble with power when you’re 17 years old is, it goes straight to your head. We told Jill to rewrite one of her poems, not because it needed it, but just because we could. And we rejected another piece.
When I found a copy of this awful, crudely produced old roneoed magazine, this terrible cruelty and insensitivity came flooding back to me – how would I have felt if someone had done it to me?
So I told Jill about this, and how bad I felt about treating her that way. I won’t say she couldn’t even remember it. But she did say, “That’s OK, I got over it. And I’ve forgiven you.”
The amazing thing is how much lighter and better this made me feel. Even though my guilt hasn’t exactly been eating me up day and night for years, I genuinely felt a weight lifting from me. It was like a kind of moral healing. And I loved Jill for it. I realize she was (and is) a much lovelier person than I ever knew way back then. And I catch a tiny glimpse of just what a powerful force forgiveness is.
Come September, it will be 50 years since my contemporaries and I started at secondary school. So, true to form, some of us will be attending the big-round-number reunion event tomorrow. I’ve not been to one of these before: 10 years ago I had a wedding to conduct on the day. But I gather it includes lunch, a guided tour to see what has changed (not the library, they tell me), and the grand finale, gathering in the Great Hall to sing the School Song.
The immortal lyrics follow:
The Latymer School Song
1: (All)
Rare the song we have for singing,
Great the School whose name we praise,
Gladly to our founder bringing
Thanks for these our youthful days.
Laughter and joy and truth and beauty,
Goal to seek and race to run,
Salt of defeat and sweet of triumph
On windswept field in rain and sun.
(Chorus)
Sing it, Latymer, loud and long,
Song of Latymer’s deathless throng;
Past and present and those to be,
Steadfast sons in loyalty.
Here or there or seas asunder
One great name we shelter under.
Sing it Latymer loud and long,
Fifty, hundred, a thousand strong.
2: (Girls only)
They who have passed beyond the sunset
Gather again where they used to meet,
Borne on the wind of memory’s sighing
Pale wraith hands and drifting feet;
Back they come to us all unerring;
We who linger this side the sun
Hear the whisper of ghostly stirring
Know that we and the past are one.
3: (All)
Clear before us the task heroic:
High endeavour, lasting fame,
Glorious end from small beginning,
Priceless worth of honoured name.
Sing again the song courageous,
Glad and gay from distant Past:
“Ye who endure while strife engages
Strong in soul shall win at last.”
And there won’t be a dry eye (or a straight face?) in the house.