After Wolf Hall, Diarmaid MacCulloch’s biography of Thomas Cranmer is an interesting read. I’ve just read how the Bishops’ Book of 1537 moved the English Church in a decisively Reform-ward direction by the apparently small step of renumbering the Ten Commandments.
I’d been vaguely aware that the Roman Catholic (and Lutheran, I discover) list of the Ten Commandments differs from the Anglican and Protestant one. ‘Theirs’ brackets ‘our’ first two together: “You shall have no other gods before me” with “You shall not make for yourself a graven image”, and divides ‘our’ tenth into two: “You shall not covet your neighbour’s wife” and “You shall not covet anything else of your neighbour’s, for that matter”.
The alleged effect of this change was to ‘promote’ the prohibition of images into a big deal, where it had previously been hidden in the small print of the Big First Commandment. This helped to contribute to the iconoclastic dimension of the English Reformation.
This train of thought brought back memories of R.E. (Religious Education) in my first year at secondary school, in 1960. (If you’ve been following The Story So Far, or indeed can do the maths, you’ll remember why my mind is running on these lines.) Our R.E. teacher was totally mad. Alison tells me hers was even madder, so maybe it was part of the job description in those days. After the first homework he set us (Draw the books of the Bible as a library, colouring the types of literature: Law, history, poetry etc. in different colours), the second was: Write out a list of the Ten Commandments.
By this time we knew he was totally mad and terrifying, so this was an alarming task, especially as he omitted to tell us where we could find out what they were. OK, this was a grammar school, and we were supposed to be beginning to learn how to find out for ourselves. But listen, people, this was the long ago era BG (Before Google); and in our not yet middle-class home there was a dire shortage of reference books. We had a vague idea the Ten Commandments might be in the Bible, so I went to the biggest copy we had, my late aunt’s Schofield Reference Bible (Authorized Version, of course) and – shock, horror! – discovered there were two slightly different lists in Exodus and Deuteronomy. Which was the right list? Because, when you have a mad R.E. teacher, it’s extremely probable that there is a right answer to any question. Even that wasn’t the end of my agony. Neither Exodus nor Deuteronomy gave you a numbered or even bullet-pointed list. Which commandment was which? Where did one end and the next begin? Where did the whole list end, in fact, because in Exodus at least it goes on looking commandment-y for quite a long time after.
You can see why that evening was fraught, and why I was traumatized with regard to the Ten Commandments for a number of years after.
Would it have made any difference, if he’d told us anything about there being two different lists, and why? Probably it would have ratcheted up the terror even more.
It’s only this morning that I wondered whether the object of the exercise was, in part, to secretly identify us as
a) Catholic (probably a bad idea, is my assessment of where this man was coming from) or
b) Protestant (oh yes!) or
c) godless heathen (nearly as bad as the first), and most likely where, Minos-like, he would have consigned me.